BUZZITA™
Bad Decisions.
Excellent Stories.
A lounge singer with a killer voice, three ex-husbands, and absolutely no interest in constructive criticism. Pull up a chair. The show is just getting started.
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Latest misadventures
Five one-panel misadventures. Tap any comic to enlarge.
The Buzzita Résumé
Overqualified for drama. Unavailable for criticism.
BUZZITA™
Lounge singer. Relationship survivor. Unsolicited adviser.
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Professional summary
A smoky-voiced nightclub performer with a talent for turning every song into an autobiography and every intermission into an incident. Known for immaculate entrances, selective memory, and a remarkable ability to be right even when presented with evidence.
Core competencies
- Reading a room, then ignoring it
- Unsolicited romantic advice
- Finding the best table in the house
- Leaving before the consequences arrive
Relevant experience
Nightclub entertainment
Headliner, Club BUZZITA. Occasional standing ovations; frequent management meetings.
Marriage & acquisitions
Three completed mergers. No current openings.
Conflict resolution
Specializes in winning arguments she started.
Personal statement
“I don't make mistakes. I make stories.”
* All claims independently verified by Buzzita.
Bad Decisions. Excellent Stories.